IT WOULD BE LOVELY IF WHOEVER IS HACKING MY TUMBLR COULD JUST FUCK OFF.
Hey so IF we have a MUTUAL follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
- cellular number
- first born
you know, anything you want
There’s a man called The Doctor. He lives on a cloud in the sky, and all he does, all day, every day is to stop all the children in the world ever having bad dreams.
The valiant child, who will die in battle so very soon.
"I’m afraid I may have just left a small lump of tuna in a very rude cabbie’s car as a parting gift."
Can we just have every superhero react like that?
"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"
"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?"
"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"
"how will i explain gay couples to my children”
if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love
Watching: NOTHING BECAUSE ALL MY SHOWS ARE ON BREAK
Reading: Maze Runner☀☀☀☀☀☀☀☀